Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Top Ten Reasons Why Handicapped Girls Are Attractive

10. Sociophobic girls take what they can get.

9. Deaf girls can't hear you sneak up from behind.

8. Mute girls have no other use for their mouth.

7. Paralyzed girls don't care what side you go in from.

6. Bedridden girls don't have to go far.

5. Epileptic girls move more.

4. Narcoleptic girls will let you go for longer.

3. Conjoined twins are two for the price of one.

2. Blind girls can't say no until it's too late.

1. Dead girls can't say no.