Also known as "Darmok II: Bride of Darmok"
As any of you who use iTunes know, it comes bundled with QuickTime.
I don't use QuickTime. I don't like it. You have to pay to get full use of it, plus I have a video player that plays every format under the Tuscan Sun which, by a freaky coincidence, happens to be our sun.
So you can understand why I would uninstall QuickTime.
Unfortunately, "iTunes requires QuickTime. Please reinstall iTunes."
Thanks, Apple, your marketing division pisses me off once again.